This beast of a cage captures you in place and drives a long sound the full length of the cage. It’s a little tough to get into and the high placement of the rod leaves much to be desired… It’s no secret that the glans and urethra run along the bottom of the male anatomy so placing the sound in the very center of the cage forces some contortion. In any event, this is a cool adornment for the collection if not uncomfortable.
This large (for a beginner) insertable adornment is tapered and comes complete with a screw design that allows it to be screwed into the urethra to… coax further dilation. It’s an intense experience and I never could quite get to the point of accepting the whole device.
This interesting adornment features larger stainless steel balls soldered together to form a firm ring. The design is interesting and the size of the individual stainless beads reduces the pressure one would expect to feel from such a design. All in all, a decent addition to the collection.
This classic bird cage features bars running down the length of your member allowing for a bit of teasing and fun. Because of this, it’s probably not exactly ideal for real confinement since I’m sure a determined inmate could find orgasm without slipping out of the cage. As with most cheap cages, this adornment requires a feat of dexterity to put on as well as some pinches along the way.
A comfortably curved standard ring is augmented with a thicker bottom (or top depending on how you orient it). Because if the curve, it hugs your contours leading to a wonderful fit.
Described as a chastity trainer, this cock and shaft combination cage is right up my alley because of my affinity to cock strap/shaft ring combinations. As with many cheap cages, this one is liable to pinch as you manouvre into it… but once it is on, the issue tends to subside. The cock ring on this device is perfectly sizes, but the shaft ring is a bit too small at only 1.
For the jailbird that likes a bit of flash, this solid stainless cage fits the bill. As with most cheap cages, this one is a bit of a trick of dexterity to put on without horrible pinching.
A fun design that adds a bit of a badass flair, this adornment features an inlay with a motorcycle style chain inside. One would think the chain leads to pinching, but I found that to be much less an issue than the non-radiused inner profile and chunky outer dimensions.
Ballistic Metal describes the design process of Divet as keeping elegance and sophistication in mind. I tend to agree. This adornment certainly has a unique design with admirable tastes in the choice of lightly brushed stainless and a raised center section with divots reminiscent of bolt holes. Like a few rings in the collection, this gives industrial vibes as you gaze upon your member. The comfort level is quite high thanks to Ballistic Metal’s many years of experience producing adornments.
As an avid and dedicated collector, I often think if ways to repurpose other products to serve double duty as an adornment. In this case, a crystal paved bangle (larger bracelet) from eBay fit the bill! As an adornment, this one is undoubtedly eye catching, but the experiment falls apart once it’s put on. Not only is it missing a radiused inner profile, the inner profile is convex and even sharp.
Why did it take so long for the industry to realize that putting a simple curve on a thicker wire ring makes for an outlandishly comfortable adornment? That’s all it takes, though - putting a modest bend in the .34" thick ring really helps it adhere to your contours and amplifies the comfort factor by preventing the ring from sliding and just plain feeling more fitted. With many generic manufacturers offering these at low prices, this is a must-add to your collection!
A generic knock off of a popular ring, this horseshoe features a pair of balls at the end of the horseshoe and rubber bands that wrap the ring which allow adjusting the sliding base. The obvious benefit is that this can be tuned to fit based on personal preferences. The horseshoe itself is basically wire-style and is a bit too thin for my personal preference and confort level. It was worth a shot… but maybe a knock off isn’t the best way to go.
A fun design that adds a bit of a badass flair, this adornment features an inlay with an overlapping chain inside. One would think the chain leads to pinching, but I found that to be much less an issue than the non-radiused inner profile and chunky outer dimensions.
Primal Rings bills their Energy ring as the most comfortable cock ring on the market. They aren’t far off thanks to clever design facets such as the curved profile and tapered circumference. The curves allow for a close fit while the taper gives plenty of room around the cock and tapers to a smaller width around the balls - which can help a lot while sitting depending on your anatoy.
An interesting concept, this horseshoe adornment features hooks to allow hanging additional weights (or just for additional style). An unfortunate downside is the fact that the open bottom makes for a looser fot than the dimensions would lead on and the relatively thin wire-style width encourages a bit of discomfort when things get hard.
With their many original designs, Gear Essentials continues to knock it out of the park. In this case, the Strut ring is the Torque’s little brother. Masculine in its industrial look with brushed stainless steel, it’s an adornment that looks great on you.
Another brute from Gear Essentials, the Torque ring features their tried and true inner radius for a truly comfortable fit. Cut from solid stainless steel, the ring exudes an industrial and manly confidence thanks to its slightly brushed finish. Beholding the ring while encircling your manhood, the observer would be forgiven for thinking nothing more than “fuck machine”. The raised edges cut with a rounded landing around the full circumference is a fitting mascot for Gear Essentials.
This heavyweight adornment belongs in your collection! Weighing in at more than half a pound, it won’t let you forget it’s there. The 5/8" width and the larger than 3/4" captive bead offers a commanding appearance when coupled with the highly polished stainless steel finish. Given the higher weight and smooth finish, it’s a very good idea to order a fraction if a size down. For me, 1.75" is great for all day wearing.
A through hole scallop shaped catheter - straight forward and plenty to enjoy despite the abbreviated length.
A through hole screw shaped catheter - straight forward and plenty to enjoy despite the abbreviated length.
A full pound of stainless steel locked by a pin through three graduated rings makes this adornment a sight to behold. At an inch and a half wide with a dangling lock atop, this ring is certainly not intended for discretion. While the rings are graduated in size (1.75, 1.875, and 2.0), the effective diameter is limited to the smallest rimg at 1.75. I suppose the individual rings could be worn, bit you have finer pieces in your collection for that purpose.
A large horseshoe with big balls to enhance your package, this one unfortunately falls short because of the size of the inner diameter. With a loose fit and a gapped bottom, this adornment is strictly for decoration rsther than enhancement.
A fun addition to the collection - this double stainless ring features leather straps to connect them at roughly 1" apart. The fact that the straps can be adjusted around the perimeter allows for some flexibility in the look as you wear this adornment.
An interesting concept for sure, this glans or shaft ring features a set of stainless spikes surrounding the ring that allows one to tighten them into the shaft with a 1/8" hex key. Unfortunately, the size is a bit awkward as it sits. Too large for a good glans ring that will stay put while flaccid and too small for a shaft ring while erect, this torturous adornment falls outside of the goldilocks range.
If you’re looking for that industrial “bolted on” and locked in look, then this hex but ring is a worthy addition to the collection. Not as interesting or unique as the Gear Essentials Torque ring, it still stands out in the collection thanks to the polished stainless finish.
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