Remember when I mentioned that I saw a split domed ring from Hard Man Outfitters in their newsletter… but couldn’t find it? Well… I found it! I’m not sure what is up with HMO’s website and their search results, but finding products from search engines on their site is always hit or miss! I would recommend reading the previous review for impressions of this style of adornment. Cliff’s Notes: I’m a fan!
I already have a few adornments in my collection from Hard Man Outfitters, so when they released a brand new MONSTROUS ring resembling a piece of Captive Bead Ring body jewelry, my attention was immediately grabbed. Thick, heavy stainless? Polished, handsome finish? Over a pound of metal goodness hanging from your goodness? YES, PLEASE! The package showed up in a small USPS flat rate shipping box and I knew without looking at the label what it was.
As I’ve mentioned before, blue collar fetish wear makes some pretty great stuff and are even willing to produce custom designs. This adornment is a simple cock strap that cinches like a hole-less belt to customize the size to your liking. It features handsome stainless steel hardware as well as a smart quick release snap for easy removal after you are done playing. Given the almost infinitely adjustable design, you are guaranteed to find the size that works for you.
Similar to the flat trainer cage already in the collection, this adornment increases the comfort factor by leveraging the ubiquitous curved band design that has made its way into most Chinese adornment inventories. An important difference between this model and the other models in the collection is the fact that the shaft ring is a generous 1 1/2". This is a welcome change from the 1 1/4" shaft of the other model.
Another quality design from Ballistic Metal, the Trax is a “chunky” aluminum ring sharing the raw aluminum finish found on several other models. Similar to the raptor in design, the ring has a rectangular profile with the full outer profile notched with grooves from front to back. If looking closely, one can see that the grooves almost appear threaded due to the tool marks as they were cut into the body.
A quintessential Gear Essentials release, the strut is a narrower stainless ring than what one would see with the Torque. Because of the narrower profile at only .4", the strut doesn’t have the space for a comfort fit interior - though it’s not strictly necessary at this size. As with all Gear Essentials adornments, this ring is machined to exact tolerances with the caliper confirming that the shop is always exact in their craft.
This adornment is about 1/4 pound of ridiculous. I don’t know why I bought it other than the fact that it was less than $5 and I was bored. This ultra stretchy cock ring is made of the typical jelly cheap, crappy rings are made of - a material that is often not body safe nor able to be placed in direct contact with certain materials or they will “melt” together.
What do rock climing and cock rings have in common? No idea… but I do know that you can find an aluminum ring made for rock climing that serves as an excellent cock ring. This adornment features a smooth black surface and imitates large wire cock rings with its almost 1/2" thickness… but can be had at a practical steal of only $5 from AliExpress and about a month’s wait for it to arrive.
If you love heavy adornments around your manhood, then head over to Etsy and take a look at what you can have made through Bad Ass Workroom. Have you ever thought that the Gear Essentials Omega is awesome… but just not BIG enough? Well, now’s your chance to spec out the largest wire cock ring imaginable. While the custom work isn’t exactly cheap and it does take quite a while to manufacturer and deliver from China, the end result is spectacular.
Given that Blue Collar Fetish Wear uses quality materials at reasonable prices and great designs, I found myself back at their Etsy shop when I realized I hadn’t picked up a new adornment for the collection in a while. This five snap cock strap is made of supple, soft leather allowing for lots of adjustment. This example from BCFW not only includes excellent adjustability, but also a stainless steel D ring that any number if things can be clipped to.
Given that Blue Collar Fetish Wear uses quality materials at reasonable prices and great designs, I found myself back at their Etsy shop when I realized I hadn’t picked up a new adornment for the collection in a while. This five snap cock strap is made of supple, soft leather allowing for lots of adjustment. Although the quality and stitchwork is exceptional, one has to deal with the luck of the draw when it comes to the pattern.
After finding Josielynn’s shop on Shapeways and trying out a slightly custom design, I was so pleased that I had to try out a fully customized design. Like my favorite Chaste Bird Cage, this design allows for a nearly full erection, but still tightly trapped penis. The design features cage bars that run the length of the shaft with additional bars along the glans and “no touch” panels at the top and bottom.
While browsing Ebay for stuff I could repurpose to wrap around ny junk, this attractive bracelet stood out as a likely contender. Made of faux leather and accented with silver jewelry bands, all it took to repurpose was a razor knife, tape measure, gorilla glue, and knowledge if the size I wanted. As I’ve noted in many reviews before, I love cock and shaft combos so this pair of repurposed bracelets created a nicely matching set.
I’ve seen this design ring for years, but I’m more a silver or white gold person rather than gold. However, I do still think the design of a polished gold donut ring withna solitary gem is a great idea for adorning my manhood. Interestingly, I enjoyed my solid brass cock ring from Ballistic Metal so much I decided to purchase one of these… and couldn’t even find one. Finally I located one and scooped it up for my collection.
A target of opportunity while browsing for adornments. This ring is a less-stretchy silicone studded inside with magnets along the circumference. Perhaps the magnets enhance the experience or your erection… I have no idea, but I do know that this ring is fairly comfortable thanks to its flexibility and the 1.75" size coupled with a slight stretch offers decent engorgement.
A comfy, if not unremarkable double ring for your cock and shaft. The silicone stretches well, but because of the double ring nature, you still get some reasonable engorgement.
Described as a chastity trainer, this cock and shaft combination cage is right up my alley because of my affinity to cock strap/shaft ring combinations. As with many cheap cages, this one is liable to pinch as you manouvre into it… but once it is on, the issue tends to subside. The cock ring on this device is well sized for enhancement at 1.75", but the shaft ring is far too small at only 1.
This beast of a cage captures you in place and drives a long sound the full length of the cage. It’s a little tough to get into and the high placement of the rod leaves much to be desired… It’s no secret that the glans and urethra run along the bottom of the male anatomy so placing the sound in the very center of the cage forces some contortion. In any event, this is a cool adornment for the collection if not uncomfortable.
This classic bird cage features bars running down the length of your member allowing for a bit of teasing and fun. Because of this, it’s probably not exactly ideal for real confinement since I’m sure a determined inmate could find orgasm without slipping out of the cage. As with most cheap cages, this adornment requires a feat of dexterity to put on as well as some pinches along the way.
A fun design that adds a bit of a badass flair, this adornment features an inlay with a motorcycle style chain inside. One would think the chain leads to pinching, but I found that to be much less an issue than the non-radiused inner profile and chunky outer dimensions.
Why did it take so long for the industry to realize that putting a simple curve on a thicker wire ring makes for an outlandishly comfortable adornment? That’s all it takes, though - putting a modest bend in the .34" thick ring really helps it adhere to your contours and amplifies the comfort factor by preventing the ring from sliding and just plain feeling more fitted. With many generic manufacturers offering these at low prices, this is a must-add to your collection!
I had to have this custom made piece from Dog and Hoop while browsing their Etsy shop and noticing the handsome purple leather cock strap. Since I absolutely love cock strap and shaft ring combos, I reached out and GoodBoy quickly set up a custom listing to build the adornment as specified. As with most strap/ring combos, this one isn’t particularly ultra comfortable for all day wear. The thickness of the band alone makes it a little unwieldy (and attention grabbing under clothes).
A fun design that adds a bit of a badass flair, this adornment features an inlay with an overlapping chain inside. One would think the chain leads to pinching, but I found that to be much less an issue than the non-radiused inner profile and chunky outer dimensions.
An interesting concept, this horseshoe adornment features hooks to allow hanging additional weights (or just for additional style). An unfortunate downside is the fact that the open bottom makes for a looser fot than the dimensions would lead on and the relatively thin wire-style width encourages a bit of discomfort when things get hard.
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