Review

fckme Polymer The Standart Cock Ring

I came across fckme a few months back while hanging out on reddit and finally posted a review of the Triple Fat Boy ring that I picked up as soon as I saw the shop. Much to my delight, Claude reached out thanking me for the review and we quickly struck up a conversation about the merits of adornments. I was delighted to learn that the fckme rings are hand-finished/ground because he is truly passionate about giving your manhood all the attention that it should have. Claude offered to send a few additional rings along since I appreciated the Triple Fat Boy (and our conversation!) so much.

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fckme Polymer The Pusher Cock Ring

I came across fckme a few months back while hanging out on reddit and finally posted a review of the Triple Fat Boy ring that I picked up as soon as I saw the shop. Much to my delight, Claude reached out thanking me for the review and we quickly struck up a conversation about the merits of adornments. I was delighted to learn that the fckme rings are hand-finished/ground because he is truly passionate about giving your manhood all the attention that it should have. Claude offered to send a few additional rings along since I appreciated the Triple Fat Boy (and our conversation!) so much.

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Generic Silicone Shaft Rings

One of my absolute favorite glans ring is the Hardman Outfitters Heavy Donut. These things are great - stack them as much as you’d like to achieve the weighty pull the day is asking for. But those that have read through the review know that these things clack together when you’ve stacked several. I tried a few things to prevent them from doing so - from pulling them tight along the shaft to even trying to 3D print custom buffers. But why go through all that trouble when you can buy these cheap little rings from any generic Chinese retailer?

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Night Seeds Silicone Shaft Ring

OK… so I literally have hundreds of rings. I am always on the prowl looking for something new or unique to try, so I’m sure you could imagine my delight when I discovered Night Seeds during conversation over on r/CockRingTalk. These adornments promise a bit of a different experience with their cotton candy-like color and firm “U” shape. Of course I had to try them out!

I was immediately thrown off while shopping when I realized that there are no “sizes” of these rings. Eschewing traditional sizes, Night Seeds has opted to make their ring in a variety of firmness for optimal fitment. They recommend the flex for >14.1cm circumference, the firm for 12.1 to 14.1cm, and the hard for <12.1cm. This translates into diameters of 44.8mm (~1.75") and 38.5mm (~1.5") for cutoffs. This straddles the sizes we’ve come to be used to when shopping for cock rings or shaft rings, so one would think that it’s possible to wear one as a cock ring. Nope - there’s no way in hell. As the owner of a decidedly average package, there’s no way testicles and penis are fitting through even the most flexible offering without inviting real danger. Indeed, if you pay close attention to their site, while they never say it is a shaft ring, they do show a few images of expected diameters in both metric and imperial units that are reasonable for a penis shaft. So anyhow, it’s a shaft ring… in case you’re confused!

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fckme Triple Fat Boy 3D Printed Cock Ring

I’ve had a few adornments sitting down in inventory for a long time that I haven’t tried on or gotten an impression of. This is one of them. This one came from a new up-and-coming shop, fckme. Being a unique design, this one immediately caught my attention and found its way into my shopping cart - and there are other neat designs offered by this manufacturer worth looking at later!

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King Rings Father of Pearl Midnight Glans Ring

I mentioned in my FOP cock ring review that I stumbled across a matching cock and glans set in the King Rings secondhand products page - and wouldn’t you know it? They were just my size. Although I now own 9 King Rings cock adornments, this is my first glans ring from Scott. How does it stack up?

I shouldn’t have to say that the design and finish of ANY King Rings product is top quality as that is just what has come to be expected at the price point and from a well-established brand in the industry. The glans rings are no exception to this rule with this sample sporting a handsome piano black plating under a crystal smooth finish. I can’t quite put my finger on it, but I think the finish of the glans ring may differ in some way to those of the cock rings - it just looks… different. It seems to pick up finger prints more? Or perhaps that is just a side effect of my cock rings being flat while the glans rings feature a radiused outer profile? In any event, the finish is on par with what you would expect from King Rings.

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King Rings Father of Pearl Midnight Cock Ring

I’ve casually been looking at the Father of Pearl Midnight as a brother to join my original Father of Pearl in the collection. I didn’t spring on it until recently when I came across such a sample with a matching glans ring on the King Rings secondhand products page. An adornment can be washed, so how could I resist?

Just like the original, this FOP features a gorgeous jewelry quality finish and top shelf design. A smart addition since the first FOPs includes a laser engraving of the size on the inside of the adornment. For someone with a HUGE collection, I can’t express how helpful this is when I am browsing for a ring to wear! Scott’s always thinking up the smart ideas! Per usual, the manufacturing process is spot on. This ring fits well at 1.813" in diameter and the thick .795 profile helps keep the weight up. You won’t forget you’re wearing the FOP since it weighs slightly more than half a pound! As is appropriate for such a premium adornment, the .275" thickness of the ring features a comfortably radiused inner profile. The outer profile edges feature a step cut which serves to add a bit of “bling” to the visage of your manhood while wearing. The turquoise colored abalone inlay is just as striking as the original FOP and I am hard pressed to decide if the piano black finish or the smooth sliver finish is more handsome. Hell, why not both?!

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Ballistic Metal HD Heavy Duty Quad Rings Cock Cage

I have had my eye on this behemoth for a long time. It’s no secret that I love multi-ring setups. Two of my favorites are triple-ring setups with a cock, shaft, and ball ring. There’s just something about having my manhood wrapped in lots of metal. It was a nobrainer that this quad cage would show up in my collection given the thick wire size and the multi-ring design.

As is usual for Ballistic Metal, this design is unique and pushes the bounds of standard designs. They started with 1/4" wire rings and asked the question, “What if we added MORE rings?” They doubled up on rings for both the cock ring and the shaft ring leaving each testicle to be ringed by a single wire. My usual size for a shaft ring is 1.35", but for dual wear, sizing up to the 1.52" diameter of this ring ensure comfort while the cock ring at 2.01" does its work. Both of those sizes alone leave me wanting when it comes to pump and engorgement, but when donned together, they provide a nice pump. This is clearly an industrial piece of metal (another Ballistic Metal signature). The stainless is not plated and features a semi-matte sheen. The wire rings themselves do not have a seam - which would be a deal breaker for a piece of kit at this price. The welds joining the rings are quality workmanship with no sharp edges to catch or pinch on, but the unfortunate side effect of the welds is the discoloration and slight rusting opportunity where the weld was done. Depending on your desired look, this may be a good thing or a bad thing. With Ballistic Metal known for being so “industrial”, this design fits right up their alley given the masculine look and greater than 11oz of heft. I personally would have appreciated a completely uniform finish (maybe dipped or plated) to even out the finish at this price range, but that’s a small niggle for a quality piece of kit.

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Custom Sapele Wood Wavy Cock Ring

What do you do when you trawl about the Internet looking to add to your collection and fail to find anything new that especially grabs your attention? Why… have a custom adornment made! The inspiration hit me while I was wandering the random cock rings on Etsy. Funny enough, Etsy doesn’t care to comprehend the difference between a penis ring and a finger ring, often sprinkling in sponsored advertisements and “you might like” links within the search results for a cock ring. In this case, I saw a finger ring style that I had never seen before. While most purveyors of tungsten carbide rings cannot customize their offerings, I’ve had great luck with sellers on Etsy who make wooden rings being willing to make a custom piece for a bit of a larger part of the body. So, with that, I reached out to the seller and Maksym helped make it happen.

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Stainless Welded Double Glans Ring

A glans ring is always a delight to have, so I own several as any collector of adornments would. But despite the number of pieces in my collection collection and despite thinking I’ve “seen it all”, every now and again a new design comes along that offers a nice surprise. That’s exactly what I found in this devilishly simple twist on a classic wire glans ring. By simply welding a second glans ring roughly at the same angle of the corona, the designers of this cheap generic ring brought something new to the table. It’s kind of one of those, “Why didn’t anyone think of this before?

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