Review

Curved Cock and Shaft Stubby Cage

Described as a chastity trainer, this cock and shaft combination cage is right up my alley because of my affinity to cock strap/shaft ring combinations. As with many cheap cages, this one is liable to pinch as you manouvre into it… but once it is on, the issue tends to subside.

The cock ring on this device is perfectly sized, and the shaft ring matches at 1.35 inches. Unlike my other “trainer” cages, this one has a shaft cage that runs 1.75" long. With a shaft ring that long, practically ANY size will be comfortable.

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Ultra Glans Weight

I love the tug of a heavy glans weight all day long - oftentimes the more the better. This adornment promises all the stretch I can take weighing in at almost a pound and a half!

This ring is a two segment ring, like most ball stretchers, thay can be closed by tightening the allen head bolts holding the two halves together. Trying to put this ring on is a mixed bag. While the weight can be separated into halves, that encourages pinching of the shaft. At the same time, the inner diameter is only an inch wide to be able to hold onto the corona with all that weight, so sliding it on without separating the halves is also difficult.

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Chandelier Crystal Shaft Ring

Yet another target of opportunity repurpose, this adornment comes courtesy of AliExpress made to serve the purpose of a chandelier crystal. In this case, it also turns out to be a great size for a shaft ring. Who wouldn’t give it a shot for only $3.50 to your door?

As a shaft ring, the crystal performs admirably if not uncomfortably. They are clear, but definitely not cut for comfort around your member given the semi-sharp edges and unrounded interior ring. However, the look is neat. Given that the crystal is clear, it will roughly take on the color of your body after being put on. This can be good or bad depending on personal preferences. On one hand, the ring almost disappears, but on the other hand, it also doesn’t sparkle and shimmer as though being lit by bright sunlight behind it.

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Big Jelly Roll

This adornment is about 1/4 pound of ridiculous. I don’t know why I bought it other than the fact that it was less than $5 and I was bored. This ultra stretchy cock ring is made of the typical jelly cheap, crappy rings are made of - a material that is often not body safe nor able to be placed in direct contact with certain materials or they will “melt” together.

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Retaining Ring Shaft Collars

Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. Such is life and such is the result of experimentation with industrial components as adornments. While browsing AliExpress for items to repurpose into rings, I came across these shaft collars used to lock movement of rotating assemblies in place on a shaft. A few dollars later, I had about ten collars headed my way.

The experiment was hit or miss… with mostly misses. Naturally, these shaft collars were not cut for comfort, so they feature angular and sharp edges. This lead to digging into skin as engorgement came. However, despite the relative discomfort, it wasn’t a complete loss. Some of the rings found a permanent home in my collection because their fit was suitable and the edges not too extreme. In fact, I do enjoy an industrial look in my rings for when the mood strikes me as such, so what better way tho get that than to use actual industrial gear?

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Black Aluminum Rock Climbing Ring

What do rock climing and cock rings have in common? No idea… but I do know that you can find an aluminum ring made for rock climing that serves as an excellent cock ring.

This adornment features a smooth black surface and imitates large wire cock rings with its almost 1/2" thickness… but can be had at a practical steal of only $5 from AliExpress and about a month’s wait for it to arrive. The ring does feature markings indicating it’s true purpose for existing, but they can easily be placed against the body and no one but yourself will be the wiser.

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Dual Curved Shaft Ring

AliExpress marketplace is a target rich environment for adornments. Given that many rings one would purchase online ultimiately originate in China (except a few standouts that make their gear in shop like Ballistic Metal and Blue Collar Fetish Wear), it’s a great place to find the same fare but for far cheaper prices and often times before it is available widespread here at home.

In this case, the maker chose to take two stainless wire rings and bend them (as my favorite wire cock rings go). Not stopping there, they were welded together to create an interesting new kind of shaft ring.

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Bad Ass Workroom Custom Mega Wire

If you love heavy adornments around your manhood, then head over to Etsy and take a look at what you can have made through Bad Ass Workroom. Have you ever thought that the Gear Essentials Omega is awesome… but just not BIG enough? Well, now’s your chance to spec out the largest wire cock ring imaginable.

While the custom work isn’t exactly cheap and it does take quite a while to manufacturer and deliver from China, the end result is spectacular. This weighty right tips the scales at more than a pound of stainless steel. The finish can be natural, brushed, or polished. I obviously went for the polished finish and, while it doesn’t shine and reflect like the Omega ring does, the end result is still quite nice.

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King Rings Blue Horizon

Within minutes of receiving the email notification that a new style was available, I was checking out. This is the King Ring effect. Those that know the affliction know that your hesitations on buying that very first ring were silly. This isn’t some cheap junk from overseas with imperfect machining, inconsistent finishing, or unreliable plating. Nope. Not here. You know without a shadow of a doubt that you’re purchasing a quality, unique ring – the likes of which you’ll find nowhere else. I am delighted to add Blue Horizon as my seventh full size King Ring… and am even MORE delighted that the thrill remains having now purchased one for every day of the week.

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Weighted Ball Cage

While I don’t often wear ball weights, I certainly have plenty in my collection. Sometimes you just want that tug, after all. None the less, this particular adornment has been popping up for years while browsing and I finally decided to give it a whirl.

Like many cheap cages on AliExpress, this one is relatively loose fitting and “rattly” which leads to some severe pinches while attempting to put it on. That said, once it’s on, it does it’s job well. The interior of the cage leaves plenty of room for the boys to swell with excitement from extended play, deprivation, or edging sessions. The depth of the cage tops out at about 3" which is far more than I need for my hangers. I suspect those that engage in much more ball play would fill it out more.

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